Mirra brief · weekly · 2026-07-20
@piersmorgan
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@piersmorgan spent the week as England's chief World Cup cheerleader, lauding Thomas Tuchel's tactical masterclass in the semi-final, trolling Argentina and Lionel Messi to his highest-engagement posts, and celebrating Spain's final victory as karmic retribution.
World Cup Football
This was the dominant focus of the week. Morgan backed England throughout, praising Declan Rice as having 'an absolute stormer' [doc 18] and lauding Thomas Tuchel's tactical masterclass in the semi-final: 'This has been a Tuchel tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas!' [doc 5]. After England's exit, he fiercely defended Tuchel against abuse, noting he was '5 minutes away from leading us into our first World Cup Final in 60 years' [doc 95] and backing him to win the Euros [doc 30]. He expressed frustration at the 3rd-place play-off, calling it 'pointless' and sympathising with players forced to compete [doc 93, doc 54]. He relentlessly trolled Argentina, hoping Spain beats them 'as badly in the Final as we beat them in the Falklands War' [doc 53], and his most-engaged post — 3,999 replies — celebrated Spain's goal with 'Taxi for Messi' [doc 33]. He gloated at Argentina's loss, calling them 'nasty violent thugs' [doc 80] and posted 'Karma's a b*tch, baby. See ya' [doc 68]. He also called Messi a 'Nasty little sneak' [doc 73] and defended journalist Gabriel Clarke's questioning of Jude Bellingham [doc 46, doc 94].
Semi-final vs Argentina: Live-reacted to the England-Argentina semi-final, praising Tuchel's tactics and Rice's performance, while criticising the referee and Argentina's physicality. Defended Tuchel post-loss and backed him for the Euros.
3rd-place play-off vs France: Mocked the 3rd-place play-off as 'pointless' and sympathised with Arsenal players Rice and Saka being forced to play, while amusingly tracking the scoreline as 'Arsenal vs France'.
Final vs Argentina (Spain vs Argentina): Rooted for Spain against Argentina, invoking the Falklands War, and gloated at Argentina's loss and Messi's frustrations, calling them 'nasty violent thugs' and celebrating karma.
Tuchel/Bellingham/Clarke furore: Defended journalist Gabriel Clarke's right to ask players about Tuchel's honest criticism, arguing Tuchel rightly threw the 'hand grenade' and Clarke rightly reported it.
Also this week
Business & Media (~18%): Promoted his media empire extensively, highlighting record viewing figures for his World Cup Uncensored YouTube show, boasting it 'continue[s] to crush all other online WC shows' [doc 81]. He also teased a new John Terry episode [doc 12], retweeted promos for Uncensored debates on the Iran War, the economy, and Bryan Johnson [doc 3, doc 23, doc 82], and announced his return to Good Morning Britain with Susanna Reid [doc 6, doc 91].
Cricket & Other Sports (~8%): Paid tribute to cricket legend Sir Garfield Sobers, calling him 'The greatest all-round cricketer the world has ever seen' [doc 41]. Praised Brendon McCullum's classy apology to England fans [doc 38]. In golf, backed Rory McIlroy's critique of Bryson DeChambeau as 'performative' [doc 25] and praised Ryan Fox's Open win [doc 28]. In tennis, noted Wimbledon 'missed' Carlos Alcaraz 'badly' [doc 57].
UK Politics & Culture (~4%): Called Keir Starmer's potential departure after two years 'preposterous' [doc 16]. Quoted an Aberdeen University employee's violent remarks about Ann Widdecombe as 'Disgusting' [doc 39]. Praised Boris Johnson's courage for travelling to Ukraine's frontline: 'this took real balls, and is an extraordinary read' [doc 92].
Israel-Gaza & Iran War (~1%): Surfaced a New York Times exclusive on Israel's secret operation to cultivate former Iranian president Ahmadinejad, calling it an 'Astonishing story' [doc 45].
Personal & Banter (~5%): Engaged in light spats and banter, laughing at a Mick McCarthy clip [doc 42], resurfacing his own 2009 Daily Mail column on McCarthy [doc 64], and chuckling at Bret Baier being called an 'insufferable prick' [doc 75].