@piersmorgan

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Mirra brief · weekly · 2026-07-20

@piersmorgan

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@piersmorgan spent the week as England's chief World Cup cheerleader, lauding Thomas Tuchel's tactical masterclass in the semi-final, trolling Argentina and Lionel Messi to his highest-engagement posts, and celebrating Spain's final victory as karmic retribution.

World Cup Football

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This was the dominant focus of the week. Morgan backed England throughout, praising Declan Rice as having 'an absolute stormer' [doc 18] and lauding Thomas Tuchel's tactical masterclass in the semi-final: 'This has been a Tuchel tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas!' [doc 5]. After England's exit, he fiercely defended Tuchel against abuse, noting he was '5 minutes away from leading us into our first World Cup Final in 60 years' [doc 95] and backing him to win the Euros [doc 30]. He expressed frustration at the 3rd-place play-off, calling it 'pointless' and sympathising with players forced to compete [doc 93, doc 54]. He relentlessly trolled Argentina, hoping Spain beats them 'as badly in the Final as we beat them in the Falklands War' [doc 53], and his most-engaged post — 3,999 replies — celebrated Spain's goal with 'Taxi for Messi' [doc 33]. He gloated at Argentina's loss, calling them 'nasty violent thugs' [doc 80] and posted 'Karma's a b*tch, baby. See ya' [doc 68]. He also called Messi a 'Nasty little sneak' [doc 73] and defended journalist Gabriel Clarke's questioning of Jude Bellingham [doc 46, doc 94].

Semi-final vs Argentina: Live-reacted to the England-Argentina semi-final, praising Tuchel's tactics and Rice's performance, while criticising the referee and Argentina's physicality. Defended Tuchel post-loss and backed him for the Euros.

3rd-place play-off vs France: Mocked the 3rd-place play-off as 'pointless' and sympathised with Arsenal players Rice and Saka being forced to play, while amusingly tracking the scoreline as 'Arsenal vs France'.

Final vs Argentina (Spain vs Argentina): Rooted for Spain against Argentina, invoking the Falklands War, and gloated at Argentina's loss and Messi's frustrations, calling them 'nasty violent thugs' and celebrating karma.

Tuchel/Bellingham/Clarke furore: Defended journalist Gabriel Clarke's right to ask players about Tuchel's honest criticism, arguing Tuchel rightly threw the 'hand grenade' and Clarke rightly reported it.

Business & Media (~18%): Promoted his media empire extensively, highlighting record viewing figures for his World Cup Uncensored YouTube show, boasting it 'continue[s] to crush all other online WC shows' [doc 81]. He also teased a new John Terry episode [doc 12], retweeted promos for Uncensored debates on the Iran War, the economy, and Bryan Johnson [doc 3, doc 23, doc 82], and announced his return to Good Morning Britain with Susanna Reid [doc 6, doc 91].

Cricket & Other Sports (~8%): Paid tribute to cricket legend Sir Garfield Sobers, calling him 'The greatest all-round cricketer the world has ever seen' [doc 41]. Praised Brendon McCullum's classy apology to England fans [doc 38]. In golf, backed Rory McIlroy's critique of Bryson DeChambeau as 'performative' [doc 25] and praised Ryan Fox's Open win [doc 28]. In tennis, noted Wimbledon 'missed' Carlos Alcaraz 'badly' [doc 57].

UK Politics & Culture (~4%): Called Keir Starmer's potential departure after two years 'preposterous' [doc 16]. Quoted an Aberdeen University employee's violent remarks about Ann Widdecombe as 'Disgusting' [doc 39]. Praised Boris Johnson's courage for travelling to Ukraine's frontline: 'this took real balls, and is an extraordinary read' [doc 92].

Israel-Gaza & Iran War (~1%): Surfaced a New York Times exclusive on Israel's secret operation to cultivate former Iranian president Ahmadinejad, calling it an 'Astonishing story' [doc 45].

Personal & Banter (~5%): Engaged in light spats and banter, laughing at a Mick McCarthy clip [doc 42], resurfacing his own 2009 Daily Mail column on McCarthy [doc 64], and chuckling at Bret Baier being called an 'insufferable prick' [doc 75].